Gunfighters For Hire

Ya know somebody gettin' hitched and you wanna give them a real surprise right before they say "I do", or maybe right after they wished they wouldn't of said "I do"? Hey, it don't matter to us... we'll arrest em either way and throw em in our Territorial Jail on wheels.

Havin' a company party and want the boss locked up cause he ain't give you no pay raise? We'll lock him up to.

The Guns of Sipokni are for hire. We're loaded... in more ways than one.

We do have a Territorial Jail we roll around with us and a number of gunfight skits for your entertainment.

If ya wanna book a performance then send us a telegraph.

Hopalong Still Hopping Along

Well folks, the latest word from Sipokni West town doctor Dr. Rigor Mortis is that Johnny "Hopalong" Shackleford is going to be hopping-a-long for some time to come. Doc did some saw-boning on Johnny but he's gonna be laid up until about the first part of July. Hopefully, he'll feel good enough by then to pop some firecrackers or something.

Nothing worse than a cowboy being laid up. Oh sure, he's gettin' plenty of attention from that southern belle Miss Cheryl but it just ain't the same.

Hobbled-up cowboys just ain't how the west was won.