Well folks, the latest word from Sipokni West town doctor Dr. Rigor Mortis is that Johnny "Hopalong" Shackleford is going to be hopping-a-long for some time to come. Doc did some saw-boning on Johnny but he's gonna be laid up until about the first part of July. Hopefully, he'll feel good enough by then to pop some firecrackers or something.
Nothing worse than a cowboy being laid up. Oh sure, he's gettin' plenty of attention from that southern belle Miss Cheryl but it just ain't the same.
Hobbled-up cowboys just ain't how the west was won.
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